Somebody stop us.

Dude you haven’t fucked John yet either?? Christ, buddy, where’ve you been? That bitch loves cock. He just needed a taste before getting addicted to it.

MH

And I WAS that taste. Mm, I love we some military man.

MH

No, I fucked him forever ago man, get with it. We were in dance class together, DOOFUS.

- JM(;

YEAH WELL I FUCKED YOU SO NYAAA.

MH

OOH, MR. HOLMES, OOH.

- JM(;

And I know what you like. BIIIIIIG BUTTS.

MH

IT’S ALL THAT CAKE BABY, I JUST CAN’T QUIT YOU.

- JM(;